My Guilty Pleasures

*19306

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew

(via never-part-of-the-plan)

*269879

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

(Source: bedquest, via m0useparty)

*31702

patrick-arthur-urie:

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me

(via never-part-of-the-plan)

*28324

simplymykayla:

sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site

Just a friendly reminder that yahoo bought this for $1.1 billion.

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell, via thedrugilove)

*140027

Doing an experiment. Reblog if you have an OTP.

karetahana:

the-stubborn-one:

danglingthpider:

anniescubes:

first-dandelion:

If you don’t, you don’t have a soul.

lol. ‘An’ OTP.

Awww…..

(Source: gotpotter, via thedrugilove)

*248

iguanamouth:

I WAS LOOKING UP BOOBFACE FOR ENTIRELY LEGITIMATE PURPOSES AND FOUND THESE PORTRAITS????

THEYRE ALL DONE BY EMILY RENEE DEUTCHMAN AND SHES GOT A WHOLE TUMBLR FULL OF THEM

(via m0useparty)

*92106

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

*72368

never-part-of-the-plan:

penandpage:

philisntcool:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

Today, I was booped by Jensen Ackles. It was enjoyable.

That second gif is physically the most adorable thing I have ever seen.

I have to go throw up now.

I TRIED TO PUT MY NOSE UP TO THE SCREEN SO I COULD BE BOOPED BUT MY NOSE WOULDN’T REACH BECAUSE MY FOREHEAD GOT IN THE WAY

I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

(Source: repimg)

*118998

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

Everybody’s looking for some swiss

(via m0useparty)

*14384

casfeathers:

mixgoldenphoenix:

gracelesscas:

i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas

“I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?”

“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”

(via m0useparty)

*7103

citronvert79:

The Lion King animated poster by =Citron—Vert

(via deepfriedtwinkie)

*551

deepfriedtwinkie:

madame-tveit:

btownbwaygal:

I totally can’t tell which one is the undercover FBI Agent. That Warren is a pro

X

#ghetto ghetto ghetto ghetto white boy ghetto ghetto

I tried so hard not to laugh.

Yeahhh, that didn’t work.

*3296

Josh Hutcherson and Sam Claflin + Bromance

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own, via everything--hunger--games)

*3392

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

(via never-part-of-the-plan)

*35001

do-you-hear-the-people-blog:

breakyourprettywings:

crowley-:

mercuriandream:

wendigos:

DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION

WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

Yes, this is actually from a real episode.

it is indeed. i remember it well.

(Source: misterbilinski, via never-part-of-the-plan)